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Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17956) - you deserved it (30925)

On 06/23/2011 at 5:40pm - money - by sadcapri96 (woman) - United States (Delaware)

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and that's all you care about....? wow....

#1 - On 06/23/2011 at 8:57pm by ChickenInMyKitch

See in context

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That's really shallow. YDI

#3 - On 06/23/2011 at 8:58pm by Natalie403

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