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Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37886) - you deserved it (3327)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

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She's the perfect woman for Mr. Krabs

#9 - On 06/14/2011 at 2:46am by kickass2014

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What a cheap aunt you have! you should of made her pay or kept the stuff.

#2 - On 06/14/2011 at 2:38am by alwayzjess

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