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Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30490) - you deserved it (15884)

On 04/27/2011 at 12:21am - money - by uncbballwins -

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I agree. Your life sucks. Never put your crdit card in the bag with your groceries.

#2 - On 04/27/2011 at 5:54am by pdp

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really? your credit card should be in your wallet or in your hand or in your. pocket heck even keep it in your underwear but don't ever leave it unattended. totally deserves it

#8 - On 04/27/2011 at 6:00am by jibber_jammer

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