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Today, my boyfriend punched a hole in a door. This is on top of the broken handle, cracked sink top, dented fridge, and other holes in the wall he has also made. We are 4 months into our year lease. I don't think we are getting our $720 deposit back. FML

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On 04/14/2011 at 2:59am - money - by Username -

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I think you have more serious things to worry about than getting back a $720 deposit. You have an extremely violent boyfriend that can't control his anger. I'd be more concerned about that.

#5 - On 04/14/2011 at 10:03am by kinga08

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Soon it will be you he comes after. Learn the signs. He obviously can't control his anger.

#6 - On 04/14/2011 at 10:04am by sourgirl101

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