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Today, before setting off on my train journey I checked my booking. The (non-refundable) return date was a week later than I intended, and after buying a new ticket online, I was informed that I would be able to collect it in 2 hours. I leave in an hour. I'll have to pay three times to come home. FML


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On 03/07/2011 at 12:38am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

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I guess train journey's are a bad idea... Unless of course you're taking the midnight one going anywhere.

#5 - On 03/07/2011 at 6:23am by FYLDeep

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if you give the train attendant a little somethin' I'm sure you'll get on that train. They might even put you up front with the driver so you can 'blow the whistle'.

#4 - On 03/07/2011 at 6:22am by ambowew

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