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Today, it's my birthday. My parents, whom I live with, told me that they did not get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24024) - you deserved it (7566)

On 03/03/2011 at 9:21am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

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For my 18th I got a nice set of luggage and a swift kick in the ass.

#1 - On 03/03/2011 at 1:05pm by nikkilynne

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FYL =(

#2 - On 03/03/2011 at 1:06pm by tenniscrazy2

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