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Today, I was pissed that I got a £60 parking ticket so rang my friend to rant about it. I then got pulled over by the cops for using my phone, and was fined £120. FML

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I only hope that when you crash your car while on your phone, you do it into a pole or off a cliff so no innocent people or trees are killed. You deserve it and more, you stupid, arrogant, irresponsible cunt. Hang up and fucking drive. You're behind the wheel of a two-ton weapon, so fucking remember that as you pony up your £180, assface.

#23 - On 02/02/2011 at 7:05am by DocBastard

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Totally deserved, It's the law for a reason. One of my friends got hit by an idiot driving while on his mobile and it's ruined his life.

#9 - On 02/02/2011 at 6:15am by roe010992

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+12 | 10

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