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I only hope that when you crash your car while on your phone, you do it into a pole or off a cliff so no innocent people or trees are killed. You deserve it and more, you stupid, arrogant, irresponsible cunt. Hang up and fucking drive. You're behind the wheel of a two-ton weapon, so fucking remember that as you pony up your £180, assface.
Totally deserved, It's the law for a reason. One of my friends got hit by an idiot driving while on his mobile and it's ruined his life.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015