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I only hope that when you crash your car while on your phone, you do it into a pole or off a cliff so no innocent people or trees are killed. You deserve it and more, you stupid, arrogant, irresponsible cunt. Hang up and fucking drive. You're behind the wheel of a two-ton weapon, so fucking remember that as you pony up your £180, assface.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 3 March 2015