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Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23309) - you deserved it (3363)

On 01/14/2011 at 1:32am - money - by Anonymous - United States

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But was it a nice chat?

#3 - On 01/14/2011 at 6:09am by ImNotAnAngel

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How could you not notice that? Unless you have really accessible pockets.

#6 - On 01/14/2011 at 6:14am by maybaybe

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