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Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML

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On 01/08/2011 at 5:05pm - money - by qx5 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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ydi!!!!
seriously..just..no

#1 - On 01/08/2011 at 7:47pm by KittehKatt

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YDI for being so drunk you mistook a $400 check for a $5 bill.

#6 - On 01/08/2011 at 7:50pm by Doortje

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