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Today, my friend bought a smartphone and updated his facebook status with it. Two weeks ago he signed an apartment lease with another friend. Four months ago he bought a new handgun. Seven months ago he bought a new TV. He's owed me $300 for a year and a half. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25911) - you deserved it (7981)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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That's why you don't loan money to friends

#5 - On 11/08/2010 at 9:20am by airball33

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I wouldn't fuck with him now that he's got a handgun.

#6 - On 11/08/2010 at 9:20am by Quest_

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