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Today, someone gave me 13 dollar bills. I rejected one because I'm very superstitious about the unlucky 13. Later, I waited half an hour in the car for someone to bring me exactly 1 dollar because I did not have enough for the parking fee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6696) - you deserved it (57985)

On 07/24/2010 at 5:56pm - money - by onedollar (man) - Venezuela (Distrito Federal)

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#1 - On 07/24/2010 at 7:14pm by immja

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Next time ask for a rabbit's foot while throwing salt over your shoulder and walking under a ladder, all while a black cat crosses in front of you. On Friday the 13th.

Superstition is for idiots who don't understand statistics.

#13 - On 07/24/2010 at 7:23pm by DocBastard

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