Today, after my boyfriend of over a year wanted a break to figure... - FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 16/09/2018 22:36

Today, after my boyfriend of over a year wanted a break to figure ourselves out, my friend showed me his tinder profile. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 19 September 2018 7:53

That's usually what they mean when they want a 'break' lol

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Emma Marshall 19

Wednesday 19 September 2018 7:53

That's usually what they mean when they want a 'break' lol

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