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Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I dont pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well technically my fiance." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58486) - you deserved it (8884)

On 04/15/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by oops123 - United States (Missouri)

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