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Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I dont pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well technically my fiancée." FML
Tell him there is a rash that has been bothering you, but you need some cash to go get it checked out.
Well now it's time to get her number or Fackbook page :-)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015