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Today, I was talking on my mobile and walking into a grocery store saying, quite loudly, "Time heals all wounds!" right as I passed a woman with significant burns covering her face. I guess I was wrong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20212) - you deserved it (51758)

On 04/15/2009 at 12:17pm - misc - by Insensitive (man) - United States (Washington)

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Big whoop, you were talking on the phone. If she cared she can fuck off.

#4 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:56pm by jgardner12

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that's not really a big deal you didn't know she had burns

#1 - On 04/15/2009 at 4:54pm by katherinebby17

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