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Anonymous United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

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Hiphopopotamoose 0

Cancel her trip! =)

ohhhhshizzz 0

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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Comments (431)

timberM618 0

rub that shit in her face and tell her that next time she wants to go on a cruise that you wont pay for it.

Aethren 0

Report her to tsa as a terrorist before she leaves

AppleCoFreak 0

Haha! But wouldn't having your mother arrested get you into more trouble?

losergirl 0

Ooh, that's rough!

kkacanek 0

what a bitch!!!

CanadianHuney 0

when she goes on her vacation... move away!

tatababe 1

You should cut holes in her favorite

SneakyMuffin 0

Heh heh heh, doesn't she mean SHELLfish?

Link5794 18

No, she doesn't.

banerkblue 0

Your mom's a jerk.

Crazyjoe33 6

yeah... get out as soon as you can

Hiphopopotamoose 0

Cancel her trip! =)

pyromanac 0

you should cancel her trip then give her the dress use the money that you would have on the trip on a really nice dress and save a shit load

Drum4Life 0

i agree cancel her trip, give her the dress, and buy yourself a really freakin nice dress. you would even save money. that will teach her

sk8rchick97 0

lol be all whos the bitch now!!

dav3800 7

That bitch.

ThotBoutTheGame 0

i hate your mom

1100101 0

shes a bxtch ask he hao are yu the selfish one if yur paying for everything 4 her

liveitlearnit 0

Your mom should grow up.

shananigans 0

I second #3. When she asks why tell her it's because you're a selfish greedy bitch.

McLaughlane 0

Definitely cancel her trip. What a bitch.