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Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (173873) - you deserved it (11841)

On 04/14/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

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Cancel her trip! =)

#3 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:27pm by Hiphopopotamoose

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Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip.
that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch.
And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled.
say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch.
And then put on the red dress and leave.

=] bwahah.

#7 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:30pm by ohhhhshizzz

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