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Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML
Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip.
that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch.
And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled.
say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch.
And then put on the red dress and leave.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.