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Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55438) - you deserved it (4943)

On 04/14/2009 at 3:50am - misc - by LizLiao (woman) - United States (California)

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