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Today, I called my favorite radio station over and over, trying to be the 40th caller to win sold-out concert tickets, each time holding my thumb over the button to quickly hang up and re-dial if busy. I finally got through and they congratulated me being the winning caller! By habit, I hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28327) - you deserved it (58539)

On 04/13/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by LonelyFrog (man) - United States (California)

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FAIL # 2 AND 3.
And thats not conning the station... everyone calls multiple times idiot.

#4 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:34pm by WIDRR

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Hey #2, let me get this right. You'd call a contest like that once and if you got a busy signal, you'd simply hang up and not try to get through again huh? You'd just say "oh, I guess I'll try again another contest"? hahaha Um... sure! hahahahahahaha

#19 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:43pm by LonelyFrog

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