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Today, I called my favorite radio station over and over, trying to be the 40th caller to win sold-out concert tickets, each time holding my thumb over the button to quickly hang up and re-dial if busy. I finally got through and they congratulated me being the winning caller! By habit, I hung up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26858) - you deserved it (56494)

On 04/13/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by LonelyFrog (man) - United States (California)

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