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Today, I saw my friends talking about plans for later during lunch. I walked over and asked for the plan. My best friend of 12 years gently took me aside, and said "You know that person in each group of friends that is only around to be made fun of? That's you." I just got dumped by my friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77468) - you deserved it (4676)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by LeftOut (man) - United States (California)

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Aww, it's alright, I'm also that person.
Honestly, who wants friends and all their drama


And shall I say "first" to annoy people?

#1 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:16am by xsweetlysour

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Ugh. I've been that person before, and it sucks. FYL.

#2 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:22am by valuemeal2

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