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Today, my boyfriend asked me when my face was going to go back to normal after being swollen from having my wisdom teeth taken out last week. My face is back to normal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52330) - you deserved it (3280)

On 04/13/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by fatface (woman) - United States (Texas)

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correction to #1: Exactly how long WERE you together?

#2 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:20am by fneff379

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Clearly it isn't totally back to normal yet.

#4 - On 04/13/2009 at 6:36am by Silhouette

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