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Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71737) - you deserved it (3911)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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wow hes clever, i envy that. i hate break ups so what ever people can do to make them less stressful helps, cuz that hilarious, lmao

#2 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:01pm by meetmeinhell

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That was rude. You don't need him

#1 - On 04/12/2009 at 8:01pm by savy_77

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