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Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57649) - you deserved it (6605)

On 04/12/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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