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Today, I parked my car on the street to go to the gym. When i came back my car was blocked by a parade of people. I turned to a shop worker smoking a cigarette and said "Jesus! What the hell is going on?" I got many strange looks. It was a Good Friday parade lead by a local church. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11449) - you deserved it (33441)

On 04/11/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Awesome.

Also, can we seriously knock that "FIRST!!!OMG I"M AWESOME CAUSE I CHECK WEBSITES SO OFTEN I CAN COMMENT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE LOOK HOW COOL I AM HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" crap out?

Or can FML just delete those comments? I know other sites just go through and delete stupid "FIRST" comments. Even if you say something else after you're a total douche. We can see that you're first. You're not cool. Go outside.

#7 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:04am by SpunkT

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I will never understand why people go to parades. If it wasn't for the candy when I was younger I would have shot myself.

Hopefully they let you out.

#6 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:00am by 24788

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