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Today, I parked my car on the street to go to the gym. When i came back my car was blocked by a parade of people. I turned to a shop worker smoking a cigarette and said "Jesus! What the hell is going on?" I got many strange looks. It was a Good Friday parade lead by a local church. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10958) - you deserved it (32683)

On 04/11/2009 at 10:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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