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Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5637) - you deserved it (27915)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by Midge (woman) - United States (Florida)

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this is the dumbest fml post I ever seen

#14 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:12am by fualignment

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At least u got the attention u wanted so badly.

#16 - On 03/17/2010 at 4:13am by LevyLove

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