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Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6020) - you deserved it (25558)

On 03/15/2010 at 4:12pm - misc - by katharine (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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ydi for living like a pig.

#2 - On 03/15/2010 at 8:56pm by Beavers18

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Wow, fail on your part. :)

#1 - On 03/15/2010 at 8:56pm by gigi_bella

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