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Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6813) - you deserved it (27604)

On 03/15/2010 at 4:12pm - misc - by katharine (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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Wow, fail on your part. :)

#1 - On 03/15/2010 at 8:56pm by gigi_bella

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Uh... that's my normal wake-up routine. I wouldn't be able to function without tripping over yesterday's dirty laundry and stubbing my toe on my Docs every day. It's better than coffee ;D

#14 - On 03/15/2010 at 9:00pm by ScaryyMary

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