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Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10695) - you deserved it (19877)

On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

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I can only assume you have no arms, as when falling, first instinct is to use your arms to protect and steady yourself.

#6 - On 03/14/2010 at 11:04am by frickyourlives

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oh no something is on my shoulder! im gonna go jump off the toilet and hit my face on the toilet paper!

#10 - On 03/14/2010 at 11:06am by ipod_addict

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