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Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8139) - you deserved it (13499)

On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

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I can only assume you have no arms, as when falling, first instinct is to use your arms to protect and steady yourself.

#6 - On 03/14/2010 at 11:04am by frickyourlives

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That thing that brushed your shoulder? It wasn't your hair; it was your dignity whispering in your ear that you should expose your stupidity to a huge community of snarky strangers.

#71 - On 03/14/2010 at 1:27pm by Joceannora

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