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Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML
I can only assume you have no arms, as when falling, first instinct is to use your arms to protect and steady yourself.
oh no something is on my shoulder! im gonna go jump off the toilet and hit my face on the toilet paper!
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Friday 21 November 2014