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Today, I was sitting on the toilet when I felt something brush my shoulder. I turned around in fright, and one of my bum cheeks slipped off the seat and into the toilet, making me fall sideways and hit my face on the toilet roll holder. I now have a black eye. It was my hair on my shoulder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7537) - you deserved it (12576)

On 03/14/2010 at 6:50am - misc - by Hatty (woman) - United Kingdom

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