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Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Ohhh that's bad I would be totally freaked out.
Maybe you should also think about what caused the sleepwalking and do something about that. The most common causes are stress and alcohol abuse.
It's a good thing you're a woman. If you were a man you'd be registering as a sex offender right now.
Then it wouldn't matter where you move.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 18 August 2014