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Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25768) - you deserved it (3629)

On 03/13/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by nerdygirl101 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Ohhh that's bad I would be totally freaked out.

Maybe you should also think about what caused the sleepwalking and do something about that. The most common causes are stress and alcohol abuse.

#2 - On 03/13/2010 at 6:02am by lettertjes

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It's a good thing you're a woman. If you were a man you'd be registering as a sex offender right now.

Then it wouldn't matter where you move.

#32 - On 03/13/2010 at 7:19am by maskedman

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