Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

by nerdygirl101 / 03/13/2010 at 12:27am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

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  • Ohhh that's bad I would be totally freaked out.

    Maybe you should also think about what caused the sleepwalking and do something about that. The most common causes are stress and alcohol abuse.

    #2 - On 03/13/2010 at 6:02am by lettertjes

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  • It's a good thing you're a woman. If you were a man you'd be registering as a sex offender right now.

    Then it wouldn't matter where you move.

    #32 - On 03/13/2010 at 7:19am by maskedman

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