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Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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On 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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If I thought I was going to be sick in class, I wouldn't ask, I'd just run out of the room!
I feel for you!

#2 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:46pm by rmm

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I hate it when teachers do that.
Give the grammar lesson after the student has emptied out what needs to be emptied.

#4 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:47pm by FMLover269

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