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Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?". My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?". Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (249) - you deserved it (1761)

On 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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