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Today, I had a strong feeling that someone was watching me as I was undressing to get ready for bed. I conspicuously moved to the door and threw it open to find my step-brother clearly spying on me. We are the same age, live in the same house three weeks a month and in the same English class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26769) - you deserved it (2219)

On 03/11/2010 at 8:18pm - misc - by meowtickmeow - United States (Ohio)

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creeeeeeep to the max!

#1 - On 03/12/2010 at 3:06am by court3love

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YDI for moving "conspicuously." Pay more attention in that English class.

#9 - On 03/12/2010 at 3:12am by Fwippy

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