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Today, I ordered a pizza over the phone from Pizza Hut. I turned at the store and waited for over 25 minutes. When they saw me sitting there for such a long time, they eventually asked what i was waiting for. I'd called the wrong Pizza Hut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10122) - you deserved it (52167)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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"hello, is my pizza ready yet?" all you had to say.......

#2 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:48pm by cucuto89

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Pizza Hut has one number and they then ask you the area you are in and dispatch you to the closest one!

#4 - On 04/10/2009 at 5:49pm by red_wings

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