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Today, I was using a power drill to take down the set for the musical we just finished. My long hair got caught in the drill, got ripped out and now I have a hurting, bleeding bald spot the size of 2 quarters. FML


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On 03/10/2010 at 1:11am - misc - by bdavis - Canada (Quebec)

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FYL. That has to hurt.

But YDI for not putting your hair in a bun or braid. I don't know if you're male, but if you are, it wouldn't have killed you to put your hair in a girly style. If you leave your hair loose while using dangerous tools, expect to have problems.

#1 - On 03/10/2010 at 6:04am by snickerdoodles

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oh my god....fyl indeed!
this like makes me cringe

#4 - On 03/10/2010 at 6:09am by catherine004

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