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Today, I went to the UK for the first time, and had the most amazing time with my girlfriend, catching it all on tape. When I got back to South America, I realized someone had stolen my camera. FML

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On 01/09/2009 at 4:02am - misc - by Wex - Chile (Antofagasta)

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Holy shit, sorry OP. I'm just picturing that happening to me, but fuck it, let her butt-fuck you. It'll be amazing and you'll forget all about the theft.

#6 - On 08/21/2009 at 11:10pm by oopsie_daisy8446

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Sounds just like national lampoon's european vacation.

#2 - On 02/26/2009 at 6:37am by lol

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