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Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5750) - you deserved it (20812)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

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