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FML - The follow-up

Today, when I went to see my therapist, she handed me a tube of tooth paste and said, "Please use it". FML

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I love how politely that was put but I do brush my teeth I just drink to much coffee and tea apparently
By gingerlover01 - / Saturday 30 January 2016 15:57 / United States
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If she's going to assume that you don't brush your teeth; then go out of her way to get you some toothpaste, she could have at least bought a toothbrush to hand you along with it. She half-assed her bitch move. Just saying.

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I don't think that's the advice that he wanted though. But if he was seeing a therapist because he had trouble making friends or something, now he knows why.

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As an avid coffee drinker I suggest chewing Orbit gum. It is sugar free, keeps your breath fresh, and one piece can last me 18 hours. I'm 29, have never had a cavity, my teeth are white, and my breath is fresh. It also helps to keep you from snacking.

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And with that response OP, I feel bad for you. Because it's not a personal hygiene problem anymore. Maybe make it a habit to rinse your mouth after drinking coffee though, so the stain doesn't set in. I'm assuming that's the problem and not actually bad breath. :)

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#38 That's why at coffee places you usually get a small glass of water served with every cup of coffee. You are supposed to drink it after the coffee to help with coffee breath and staining.

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#43, mine does. As do all coffee houses in my area I've ever been too. But then, I live in Austria, near the Italian border, and as such coffee places here are influenced by viennese and italian coffee culture.

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I don't really understand why you were down voted so much. I've regularly gone to therapy and if my therapist ever handed me toothpaste with a rude remark, I would talk to someone else.

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It's the truth though. I understand that she could have said it in a less savage way but if you don't like the truth, you can live with a disgusting smelling breath that will seem less attractive towards others.

If she's going to assume that you don't brush your teeth; then go out of her way to get you some toothpaste, she could have at least bought a toothbrush to hand you along with it. She half-assed her bitch move. Just saying.

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