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Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17512) - you deserved it (2584)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jess (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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