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Today, I had a sip of my coffee and felt a lump of some kind enter my mouth. I thought it was a bit of biscuit, and then remembered I didn't have biscuits this morning with my coffee. I took it out of my mouth and it was a huge black fly. I then spat the rest of my coffee all over my laptop. FML


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On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jess (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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ewww... least you didn't swallow it

#1 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:06pm by DGross

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Sometimes, it's better not to think about that kind of stuff. Afterall, ignorance is bliss...

#4 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:15pm by salty66

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