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Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by Octobre (man) - United States (Ohio)

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Why did you do it in a bag that was in your car? You pulled over, throw up outside of your car.

#2 - On 03/07/2010 at 3:10am by strandedinalimo

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Because, you know, it would have been way too difficult to open the door and throw up outside the car. Yeah, that wasn't a possibility at all.

FYL for getting vomit everywhere, but YDI for not doing it outside the car.

#4 - On 03/07/2010 at 3:17am by snickerdoodles

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