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Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML
Why did you do it in a bag that was in your car? You pulled over, throw up outside of your car.
Because, you know, it would have been way too difficult to open the door and throw up outside the car. Yeah, that wasn't a possibility at all.
FYL for getting vomit everywhere, but YDI for not doing it outside the car.
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Friday 3 July 2015