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Today, water turned to wine. That is, my brother put wine in my hamster's water bottle. Very bad idea. FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Lucy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Hehe that must have been one happy hamster.

#1 - On 03/06/2010 at 7:32pm by BrownSugar

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Bad idea! Hell, yeah, that's a bad idea!

Your drunk hamster will start to do The Hamster Dance and that annoying song will come on. It will get stuck in your head for weeks until it slowly releases its grip on your brain. . . and then it plays again and the torture starts anew!

#16 - On 03/06/2010 at 7:47pm by perdix

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