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Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML


I agree, your life sucks (64744) - you deserved it (3319)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That's fucked up.

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:54pm by CaptainDDL

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Please. He probably called you and hung up on purpose to make you feel like crap.

#6 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:57pm by mojo_jojo

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