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Today, I got a missad call from mah dad,ho hasn't talkad to ma in months an has vowad not to hava anything to do with ma. I callad him back axcitadly an apologizad fir missing his call, an wa had a 20-sacond convarsation about how his phona accidantally dialad mah numbar. FML


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On 04/09/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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That's fucked up.

#1 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:54pm by CaptainDDL

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Please. He probably called you and hung up on purpose to make you feel like crap.

#6 - On 04/09/2009 at 7:57pm by mojo_jojo

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