Miscellaneous: Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to...

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 18:48 - United States

Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML

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By Kellye - 16/09/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, my father called me for the first time in two weeks since I moved away. Excited, I answered the phone. It was a mistake. He thought he'd called my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML

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That was quick

By dumbdad - 08/09/2010 00:25 - United States

Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML

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By lonely - 05/02/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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You deserved it 3 262

By Anonymous - 20/10/2010 22:22 - United States

Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML

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By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2019 04:03

Today, I was involved in an intense argument with my dad. Just as I yelled, "You haven't done one thing for me", my phone rang. The same phone that, as of today, my dad no longer pays the bill for. FML

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By Jer - 11/10/2009 00:30 - United States

Today, my oldest son answered my phone call much to my surprise as we haven't spoken in a year. The first words out of his mouth were, "I didn't mean to pick up the phone." He then hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2013 16:14 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML

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By Boo - 08/08/2019 08:01 - Australia

Today, I finally had a phone call after a week of nothing. It was my mother. It was by accident. FML

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CaptainDDL 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:54

That's ****** up.

mojo_jojo 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:57

Please. He probably called you and hung up on purpose to make you feel like crap.

Comments

desperate_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 1:08

oh my gosh! I wish i knew how you felt. My mother drinks a lot but I have to see her everyday. If your dad does something like that you should be happy he doesn't talk to you.

auds_fml 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 7:51

Why does he still have your number if he refuses to speak to you? Sounds like he's a jerk.

pete275 0

Friday 24 April 2009 4:11

lesbian eh? awesome.

kathira120 3

Monday 4 May 2009 22:10

Oh, what a bummer! But think positively--at least he still has your number in his phonebook, right??

nanab10 0

Friday 8 May 2009 23:12

eh, don't worry about it. my dad's the same way.

jessicaislameee 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 15:16

that sucks but what did you do to make him not talk to you?

Policeboy1 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 18:16

At least he has your number. but **** thats some messed up shit, seriously what did you do to deserve that?

MrGlad 0

Monday 8 June 2009 3:01

I don't see why anyone would put "You deserved that" for this FMl. But seriously, FYL...my dad lives in Indiana but at least he calls me five times a day =)

1234five 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 22:38

I'm sorry I know how u feel. I haven't talked to my dad in months either. Your dad and mine sound sorta the same. I just decided to give up on him. But if u really want a relationship with ur dad then tell him that call or text it to him. If he declines just move on with ur life. Some people are just like that.