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Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed: standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my brand new car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15856) - you deserved it (5061)

On 03/06/2010 at 10:22am - misc - by Coldflame (man) - United States (New York)

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