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Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18906) - you deserved it (4183)

On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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It could have been worse by ripping during the meeting.

#11 - On 03/06/2010 at 6:54am by heyred

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So you went to a meeting where they told the skinny bitches not to say bad things about the fat bitches and when you got back to your room your pants exploded. I think they put a spell on all of you so you know what camp you are in. Skinny girls got pizza and the chunkers got exploding pants.

I hope you didn't have the sisterhood jeans on.

They can tell you whatever they want about body image but the truth is the mirror and this time your pants don't lie.

#25 - On 03/06/2010 at 8:33am by CallMeHush

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