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Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

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On 03/06/2010 at 12:14am - misc - by shortiem (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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It could have been worse by ripping during the meeting.

#11 - On 03/06/2010 at 6:54am by heyred

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I'm slim but have an...ample bottom, and never have my pants actually ripped. Why? Because I wear the right freaking size. It's not that hard.

#14 - On 03/06/2010 at 6:59am by astro_plastic

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