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Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML


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On 03/05/2010 at 3:21pm - misc - by copenhagen20 - United States (Armed Forces Africa)

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awww dude this sucks :( ive brothers in the military its not easy being away from loved one.. but if she couldnt wait a year for you she aint worth the rest of your years

#12 - On 03/05/2010 at 5:32pm by nikkers

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what a bitch

#5 - On 03/05/2010 at 5:20pm by mrlucky4444

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