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Today, I came home expecting a surprise party. It was my birthday and I had overheard my friends planning it all week. Nobody was there. It turns out the party they were planning was for my friend's dog's birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52283) - you deserved it (2828)

On 04/09/2009 at 11:11am - misc - by sheryl_m (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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