Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

by atang / 04/09/2009 at 5:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

    #2 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:02pm by I_Go_Commando

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  • it's like family guy

    Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
    Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

    #4 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:03pm by xxyumtasticxx

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