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Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42685) - you deserved it (8096)

On 04/09/2009 at 5:16am - misc - by atang (man) - United States (California)

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