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Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML
If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.
it's like family guy
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015