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Today, I was leaving a clothing store when the security guard stopped me and demanded that I surrender the clothing I was "trying to steal" by hiding it under my shirt. It turns out, he was just looking at my pot belly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50093) - you deserved it (10372)

On 04/09/2009 at 5:16am - misc - by atang (man) - United States (California)

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If this isn't motivation enough to get your ass in shape, i don't know what is.

#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:02pm by I_Go_Commando

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it's like family guy

Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid.

#4 - On 04/09/2009 at 2:03pm by xxyumtasticxx

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