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Today, my step-mother threw a surprise party on my acceptance to college. People kept telling me how delightfully shocked and happy they are for me. "UPenn" was written everywhere, when I really got into Penn State. Everyone thinks I'm going to an Ivy League. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43457) - you deserved it (3379)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by LindsayK (woman) - United States (California)

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