uHazFailedTotall
Norway
Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML
uHazFailedTotall tells us more.
my brother pushed me, and I tripped into the snow, where there was an used condom.
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UberFail79 0
...while someone was using it.
orangesodaftw 0
How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.
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pepsie_fml 0
eww. first!
DeeBizz 0
attractive .
tweetbaby14 18
ok I'll say this one more time ahem... NO ONE GIVES A FLYING **** IF YOURE FIRST SECOND OR THIRD OK SO SHUT THE **** UP!!! thank you and OP yup that's gross
eastside09 0
ok kids thts say first u must really hav no lives waiting to say first on every FML.. pls just go get a life
phara_fml 0
That's hot...
mistyeyes 0
must I explain the sarcasm...
alyssadapsycho 7
hahahaha eww
cgysoccerfreak 0
calm down... p.m.s.
tweetbaby14 18
I am calm it's just the annoying dipshits that think it's cool to be first or whatever other number are literally on every fml I go on and it's retarted
WOW_idc123 0
I think people say first to see the kind of reaction they get. I doubt that they really think it's cool. How did you manage to do that? haha
Yee12 0
50th :D
saywaturcoco 0
^^^^ur 51..... anyways r u still drunk cuz we had sex last night
mattbeverly 0
no he's not but I am
BUHLAWFOOLxD 0
@#21 you must give a **** to take the time out to write such a wasteful comment about it o.o Anywho back to the FML at hand... Ewwwwy -in Cleveland's voice- that's just naasty >.<
woofis 0
lol@ 30 I thought so too!
Fedor_is_KING 0
Oh great, thanks Person1233, now I'm curious about said semen color.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
#21, obviously you care if your freaking out about it. haha
LTMcleod 0
did you finally wrestle your brother's used condom back from your dog?
Averizzle 0
And you obviously have amazing breasts.
electricvoices17 0
that totally gives a new meaning to the word "facial"
MndM 0
now that must have been a crazy night ;)
MndM 0
50 you have tards?? haha
Pearljammer001 0
today I got put onto a penis, then crammed into a vag, rubbed around for a while, then peeled off, thrown on the floor, and fallen onto. fml.
Pearljammer001 0
see op, it gets worse^^^
samham12345 3
lol @ 63
saywaturcoco 0
@55 do u still have my number??? u want more of me??? feels gud ehh? {----: that's not a smiley face... it's my hole and ur stick ;-)
eat_this_buddie 5
and yummy. ;)
Billbo23 0
i care if they r first so **** off
blitzen123 0
That is really gross...
Withired_Away 0
people saying no one cares and shit for saying first he didn't even say it so you all FAIL.
Felendris 0
lol, "flying ****...". that made me laugh pretty hard. OP: congrats! cept I fell into a ***** once... >.<
Pearljammer001 0
first? mother f***er I lost again
Withired_Away 0
to my above comment I fail cause my iPod lagged out and used first from another fml.
ydiftw 0
Did you swallow?
schnitzel5 0
what?
schnitzel5 0
I give flying ***** #21
schnitzel5 0
u pervet guy in sunglasses all I said was what
ydiftw 0
I don't think he was referring to your comment.
madarchod 0
reply to first
paigeatsflesh 11
OP liked it.
myman47 0
aidsssss. 8=====}~~~~~~~~ {0}
pepsie_fml 0
well im not a kid. i said first to piss u off. it worked. thanks loser!
Tripout 0
@21,23 WHO THE HELL R U TALKIN TO??? No one said first....Wrong fml next time read better plz
Sterenoa 0
Did it taste good? Did you swallow? Bet it was your first time swallowing right?
tweetbaby14 18
actually it said first when I posted it EARLIER dumbasses.
Eddie_Paints 0
YDI for not throwing it away when you were finished! Sugarbaby, love the new pic!
droppintacos 0
yea @144, ur the one who needs to read better, look at the FIRST, it says FIRST dumbass
sugarbabyxoxo 2
it did say first the mods erased it. and tweetbaby stfu hahah
sugarbabyxoxo 2
thanks eddiepaints haha
purplemnm 9
sugar...dayuuum girl is fiiine...
purplemnm 9
113 you fail for calling her breasties "airbags"
thecbake4 0
lesbian much purplemnm
garrettgoshorn 0
what Is OP, YDI and FYL!?!?!?!
samantha_durano 6
op: original poster. ydi: you deserve it. fyl: **** your life.
dalebbailey 0
http://www.doritosviralocity.ca/Gallery/VideoDetails.aspx?v=84314 doritos viralocity!! watch it!! best video evvver!!
jayhv 0
dude. who cares if they say it. don't be an asshole
chunks23 0
is that really you
kjhowse 0
good job
tweetbaby14 18
and sugarbaby shut up and go tell your grandchildren about the old days when gas cost a paper clip and 2 rubber bands.
giggity123 0
91 ur hilatiuos
epicfailburger 0
how does the **** fly? is it a roflcopter?
twist_of_fame93 0
you are attracive
purplemnm 9
178 I'm bi...
Betz 10
million dollar shot right there
Tripout 0
WTF I WAS WONDERING WHERE MY COMMENT WENT.....Y have comments been movin from fml to fml I posted that comment on another one where #1 actually DIDNT say first yet people were bitchiness about it
Tripout 0
bitching* (typo on last comment) don't u just hate that
tweetbaby14 18
you damn old ugly ass whoreish oompa loompa(sugarbaby) don't say my name ever I'll catch your oompa loompa ***** disease
deanomiye 0
wwoahh haha fml is gettin naughtyyyyy hahaha
deanomiye 0
haha u tell dat ho show her whos boss hahahah
deanomiye 0
sugar baby is pretty ;)
topthrill2 0
Please, look at your profile picture and tell me 1 thing that looks like a fag.
Alisha755 0
narsty!!!
fadoodlemynoodle 0
today a plastic bag was covered over my head while suffocating me i was being pounded into a dark hole. a white substance almost drowned me i was then slipped into tight pants and left there for the rest of the day in the heat FML.
moi101 0
claryfrayyy 0
Bahahahahahahahahaha SUCKKAAA
hockey_66 0
yum
chocolatepr 4
i was thinking the same thing! lol like rlly? how does someone manage to do such a thing
cryssycakesx3 22
176, you fail foe calling them "breasties" being cutesy makes you look like a 7 year old
elishaax 0
o
Sun_Kissed18 25
Comment of the year, congratulations. That is disgusting, sorry that happened to you OP
Rickityraou 0
hopefuly he was wearing it
TylersEM2 0
70 looks hot.
hockeystud19 1
that was mine
batmanforever92 0
eww
Philosophic 0
In Soviet Russia, condom falls on you.
wandaax03 0
hahahahaha! 98, you're awesome.
bandana01 0
gross FYL
lexiieeex3 32
This is in desperate need of a follow up.
orangesodaftw 0
How the hell do you fall face first into a condom? They are not even big enough to faceplant into.
deathcab7 0
haha thats what i was thinking.
DGross 8
Wow this made me laugh... Just know your theory is valid only for the average sized condom :-P
dufelbag 0
lol haha ikr how do u do that
UberFail79 0
...while someone was using it.
benen 0
dude it was only vanilla pudding
piemasterp 8
umm wow. youve just got a used condom laying around. from what it souns like, its probably not yours, so I hope your a girl.
VanessaVander 2
that is so gross!