attractive .

ok I'll say this one more time ahem... NO ONE GIVES A FLYING **** IF YOURE FIRST SECOND OR THIRD OK SO SHUT THE **** UP!!! thank you and OP yup that's gross

ok kids thts say first u must really hav no lives waiting to say first on every FML.. pls just go get a life

That's hot...

hahahaha eww 

calm down... p.m.s.

I am calm it's just the annoying dipshits that think it's cool to be first or whatever other number are literally on every fml I go on and it's retarted

I think people say first to see the kind of reaction they get. I doubt that they really think it's cool. How did you manage to do that? haha

50th :D

^^^^ur 51..... anyways r u still drunk cuz we had sex last night

no he's not but I am

@#21 you must give a **** to take the time out to write such a wasteful comment about it o.o Anywho back to the FML at hand... Ewwwwy -in Cleveland's voice- that's just naasty >.<

lol@ 30 I thought so too!

Oh great, thanks Person1233, now I'm curious about said semen color.

#21, obviously you care if your freaking out about it. haha

did you finally wrestle your brother's used condom back from your dog?

And you obviously have amazing breasts.

that totally gives a new meaning to the word "facial"

now that must have been a crazy night ;)

50 you have tards?? haha

today I got put onto a penis, then crammed into a vag, rubbed around for a while, then peeled off, thrown on the floor, and fallen onto. fml.

see op, it gets worse^^^

lol @ 63

@55 do u still have my number??? u want more of me??? feels gud ehh? {----: that's not a smiley face... it's my hole and ur stick ;-)

and yummy. ;)

i care if they r first so **** off

That is really gross...

people saying no one cares and shit for saying first he didn't even say it so you all FAIL.

lol, "flying ****...". that made me laugh pretty hard. OP: congrats! cept I fell into a ***** once... >.<

first? mother f***er I lost again

to my above comment I fail cause my iPod lagged out and used first from another fml.

Did you swallow?

what?

I give flying ***** #21

u pervet guy in sunglasses all I said was what

I don't think he was referring to your comment.

reply to first

OP liked it.

aidsssss. 8=====}~~~~~~~~ {0}

well im not a kid. i said first to piss u off. it worked. thanks loser!

@21,23 WHO THE HELL R U TALKIN TO??? No one said first....Wrong fml  next time read better plz

Did it taste good? Did you swallow? Bet it was your first time swallowing right?

actually it said first when I posted it EARLIER dumbasses.

YDI for not throwing it away when you were finished! Sugarbaby, love the new pic!

yea @144, ur the one who needs to read better, look at the FIRST, it says FIRST dumbass

it did say first the mods erased it. and tweetbaby stfu hahah

thanks eddiepaints haha

sugar...dayuuum girl is fiiine...

113 you fail for calling her breasties "airbags"

lesbian much purplemnm

what Is OP, YDI and FYL!?!?!?!

op: original poster. ydi: you deserve it. fyl: **** your life.

http://www.doritosviralocity.ca/Gallery/VideoDetails.aspx?v=84314 doritos viralocity!! watch it!! best video evvver!!

dude. who cares if they say it. don't be an asshole

is that really you

good job

and sugarbaby shut up and go tell your grandchildren about the old days when gas cost a paper clip and 2 rubber bands.

91 ur hilatiuos

how does the **** fly? is it a roflcopter?

you are attracive

178 I'm bi...

million dollar shot right there

WTF I WAS WONDERING WHERE MY COMMENT WENT.....Y have comments been movin from fml to fml  I posted that comment on another one where #1 actually DIDNT say first yet people were bitchiness about it

bitching* (typo on last comment) don't u just hate that 

you damn old ugly ass whoreish oompa loompa(sugarbaby) don't say my name ever I'll catch your oompa loompa ***** disease

wwoahh haha fml is gettin naughtyyyyy hahaha

haha u tell dat ho show her whos boss hahahah

sugar baby is pretty ;)

Please, look at your profile picture and tell me 1 thing that looks like a fag.

narsty!!!

today a plastic bag was covered over my head while suffocating me i was being pounded into a dark hole. a white substance almost drowned me i was then slipped into tight pants and left there for the rest of the day in the heat FML.



Bahahahahahahahahaha SUCKKAAA

yum

i was thinking the same thing! lol like rlly? how does someone manage to do such a thing

176, you fail foe calling them "breasties" being cutesy makes you look like a 7 year old

Comment of the year, congratulations. That is disgusting, sorry that happened to you OP

hopefuly he was wearing it

70 looks hot.

In Soviet Russia, condom falls on you.

hahahahaha! 98, you're awesome.

This is in desperate need of a follow up.

haha thats what i was thinking.

Wow this made me laugh... Just know your theory is valid only for the average sized condom :-P

lol haha ikr how do u do that