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Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks (16638) - you deserved it (1980)

On 03/03/2010 at 6:13am - misc - by ouch... (man) - United States (Alabama)

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