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Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23459) - you deserved it (2908)

On 03/03/2010 at 6:13am - misc - by ouch... (man) - United States (Alabama)

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on the bright side she'l do everything you ask her to do for the next few days......

#1 - On 03/03/2010 at 10:05am by kerrygirl

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That sucks! I'm sure she didn't think that one through but don't dump her she probably already feels bad enough and I agree with #1 she will probably do anything you ask her too right now so that could be a good thing:)

#16 - On 03/03/2010 at 10:25am by cukkeymonster

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