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Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML
I do stuff like that, OP. I'll tell myself: "If you can walk faster than the person in front of you and pass them before you get to that street light, you totally win and are awesome at life. Double points if you can do it without them noticing that they've been shamefully defeated!"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016