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Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12884) - you deserved it (5604)

On 03/03/2010 at 1:10am - misc - by JoshuaRob - United States

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I do stuff like that, OP. I'll tell myself: "If you can walk faster than the person in front of you and pass them before you get to that street light, you totally win and are awesome at life. Double points if you can do it without them noticing that they've been shamefully defeated!"

#9 - On 03/03/2010 at 6:21am by pandemic

See in context

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what is wrong with enjoying snow?

#7 - On 03/03/2010 at 6:16am by trebor8586

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