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Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26253) - you deserved it (2552)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JackG - United States (Montana)

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you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.

#4 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:17am by darnesey

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WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.

#11 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:21am by imdeborah

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