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Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20615) - you deserved it (1870)

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WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.

#11 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:21am by imdeborah

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Let her raise the little tart. She will one day look back, after get daughter changes her name to Diamond and becomes a stripper, and she'll think, "That guy wasn't a pedophile at all, he just... knew. He just... knew."

#16 - On 03/03/2010 at 3:23am by zellybeanie

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