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Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML
WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.
Let her raise the little tart. She will one day look back, after get daughter changes her name to Diamond and becomes a stripper, and she'll think, "That guy wasn't a pedophile at all, he just... knew. He just... knew."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.