Health, Gross and Kids: Fine, let her catch something

Fine, let her catch something

By JackG - 03/03/2010 01:20 - United States

Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 17:48 - United States - Tucson

Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 09:30

Today, I was called a paedophile and was physically attacked, because I parked in a spot directly next to a McDonald’s outdoor play area and sat there for a while. I was waiting for my drive-through order, in the spot where the staff told me to wait. FML

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By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By CA19oo - 27/05/2012 13:13 - United States - Grovetown

Today, I got yelled at and called a pedo by a mother after I sat down in a swing next to her daughter. I was too embarrassed to tell her that I'm a 20 year old who really does enjoy swinging in my spare time. FML

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By McFuckYouTooCunt - 11/06/2015 13:44 - Australia - Bellevue Hill

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By ilook12 - 24/06/2015 03:23 - United States - Paris

Today, we had customer complaints of a child molester hanging around our restaurant. After confrontation by a manager, he wouldn't leave. I had to be walked to my car after my shift by more than one person because I look 12 and they were afraid for me. I'm almost 19. FML

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imdeborah 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:21

WTF? the girl's mom is deffinitely a dumbass.

darnesey 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:17

you never know how many other kids licked mcdonald's body. so many germs.

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Fminetoo 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:32

OP, remember this quote when your in jail. "If theres grass on the field, play ball! If not, flip her over and play in the mud!" Just Kidding!

cracktus 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:33

Remember the good old days when every random stranger who acknowledged the existence of a child in their immediate vicinity wasn't a pedophile?

Fedor_is_KING 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:35

F that little girls life if she finds Ronald lickable. I see a future of pasty white, creepy gingers for her.

brandont01 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:44

seriously? every ones asking if he was a pedo? the kid was getting a colony of germs on her tounge with each lick, I'd be concerned too

Luckster 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:44

This is why I don't bother with other people anymore. If the kid's gonna get sick or hurt by whatever they're doing, that's the parent's fault for not keeping an eye on them. Getting in the way, even out of the goodness of your heart, only gets you yelled at for no god damned reason.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:08

Sad but true. Unless a child is in imminent danger, I stay out of it. It's rare that you will convince someone he/she is not doing a good job raising his/her child so why bother? Arguing with a fool simply makes you look foolish.

RuralNinja 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 11:09

Never argue with idiots, they'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

R3kli3 10

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:50

you should of just let that girl a disease

Fminetoo 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 9:50

After being in a cognative state of mind, i contemplated the situation. It was correct of the original poster to inform the adolesents parent that it would behoove the youngster not to lick statues in a McDonalds. However, in the near, and far future, why not just let Darwanism take its course? It would benefit society...

xundria 5

Wednesday 3 March 2010 17:13

adolescent* The only reason I'm correcting you is because earlier you stated you search for grammatical errors, or as you stated it "gramatical" errors. Have a nice day! =p