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Today, I heard a rumor about myself going around my high school that I am pregnant, I've dropped out of school, and that my belly is showing. I'm not actually pregnant. I've been severely depressed, so I've missed a few days of school and I've been eating too much apparently. FML


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On 02/25/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by mainey92 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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i'm sure that rumor helped your depression a lot :[ haha fyl

#1 - On 02/25/2010 at 6:04am by kikiface

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Welcome to high school. The place where the whores become bigger whores, the rumors are crueler, the idiots stay idiotic, and... Everyone gets the picture.

I know what it's like OP. My freshman year, not even halfway through, all the people I grew up with were spreading the worst rumors ever. It's true when they say everyone's waiting to say something bad about someone else. Hopefully, you won't have to start over at a new school like I did and you'll be able to properly treat your depression. In a few years, no one will even care. I'm out of high school now and I could care less; whoever started everything is hardly my friend anymore. You're probably a freshman or sophomore. It gets better, trust me.

However, if your depression is affecting your attendance, you really should be seeking help.
It's only for the best.
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#17 - On 02/25/2010 at 6:44am by redbluegreen

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